Hungry?

The secretary came to the door where we were talking. "There's a guy
who is coming through the office spraying for bugs." Looking at my
pregnant coworker, she continued, "I asked him and he said that it is
a topical treatment that doesn't give off any fumes, so you should be
fine as long as you don't lick the baseboards."

I had to laugh because it reminded me of a conversation I had just had
with my dad about removing popcorn ceilings.  Apparently whatever
gives those ceilings that texture, while it is called popcorn,
actually should not be eaten.