Everyone wants it
Last night my roommate and I caught up with each other as we had dinner together. He mentioned to me that it was Yom Kippur.
“Oh yeah. Have you gotten your forgiveness?” I asked.
He smiled and said, “Nope, I don’t need any.”
I laughed. “Oh, so you’re perfect?”
“No,” he replied, “I have Auto-Forgive©."
He's gonna make a million from this!