Today's blonde moment
1. Become frustrated with black felt tip pen for being almost out of ink. Get out of chair and walk to back of office to get new one from supply shelves.
2. On way back to cube, stop to check today's horoscope and Dilbert.
3. Get back to desk and realize that you don't have the pen you got up for.
4. Return to break room in hopes of retrieving pen. When it isn't under the paper, realize it was in your pocket the whole time.