An engineer working for an oil company in my meeting on my Saturday, explaining why she had such a big, ugly and bulky mouse to use with her laptop:
The test of the robustness of a mouse is its use in a pickup truck.
A combination of two terms we weren't supposed to use this weekend:
Studs on the bod: assume the position
That, and the margaritas, could explain the giggle-related exhaustion when I slipped into bed on Saturday night.