Talking to my roommate on Sunday:
Roommate: "One day you're going to want to meet someone."
Me: "Well, I would like to now, but I don't know how to meet someone that I would trust."
Roommate: "So, you're just waiting for some guy to show up with 'boyfriend' tatooed on his forehead?"
Me: "Well, no, I don't think I'd trust him either."