The wood began to move
Conversation upon noticing that my coworker had a plant as big as me just hanging around her cube.
Angie: What’s up with the new plant?
Coworker: They’re trying to give me some extra privacy so they got me this plant. Then it became this thing, so people keep coming and moving it around.
Angie: Ah, I thought maybe Birnam Wood was advancing on your cubicle.