TMI

Sitting at happy hour yesterday, J turns to me and says:

"So, if you're looking for a good waxer, I can give you a recommendation."

"Cool," I say.

"You know, if you want them to go down there, you have to draw their attention there. But the best part is like no maintenance if you go every six weeks."

Her husband D breaks in, "Yeah, it is best if you're trimmed--but not too close--before you go in. I was kind of furry..."

"We missed our last appointment," J explains.

D continued. "And so it hurt when she did the first side. But she trimmed before she did the second side and it was like, 'Ah.'"

Too much information.