Clever boy

My family and I were walking out of the arena after the rodeo ended and my brother said:
"Now that the rodeo's over, guess what's gonna come out and spread nice fresh dirt in the rodeo ring? A Zamdirti."

Too early to be understood

Overheard at work this morning:

"My coach's son had the 5A rushing title when he was a senior."

"What kind of a title?"

"Rushing."

"Oh, I thought you said 'Russian'. I was thinking, 'What is that: czar?'"